Like your cell phone plan?
Switch to God’s Unlimited Family plan, instead. It’s on the biggest, fastest, most reliable network in existence!
There are no dropped calls or dead zones, no activation fees, and His plans have the highest consumer satisfaction, EVER. They are designed just for you.
You can sign up, today! God’s plans include:
Unlimited Long Distance
But, you won’t really need that last item. God is not distant; He’s right here.
It’s a local call.
Can you hear Him now?
Are you wisely using the minutes He offers to call Him often?
When He calls, are you too busy to answer?
Keep getting disconnected? Not getting through?
Maybe you need a better plan.